ducks everywhere!!!...

for jared!

Mon, 27 Apr 2009 17:02:09 GMT

omg someone made a story devoted to the commercial
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
i laughed so much it hurt XD <---me
oh an you said as long as the videos embedded in another website you can watch it right?

"I LOVE SUSHI!" exclaimed the woman in the thick-rimmed glasses.
"Ah, excellent," Kobayashi thought contentedly to himself, "they are enjoying themselves."
"I love Japan period," said the middle-aged man in the blue shirt, slight southern drawl lending a down-home earthiness to his earnest proclamation.
"Oh my, it is such a joy to have such enthusiastic customers!" Kobayashi said to himself, beaming with pride at the delight he had brought to his customers. It was an idyllic day in Kobayashi's small sushi shop.
But, then things took a turn for the worst.
"J-ROCK!" screeched a greasy-haired delinquent, quite obviously high on something.
"Oh my, someone should be watching over that poor child," Kobayashi thought to himself.
But, before he could finish that thought, a rotund man burst forth from the masses, the make-up on his face still smeared across his fleshy visage. "GIRUGAMESH!" the horrifying painted man exclaims, stabbing the air vehemently with one massive, pudgy digit.

"What has begun here is something terrible," Kobayashi thinks to himself, rooted in place by equal parts fear, and morbid fascination. "I LOVE ANIMAY!" shrieks a curiously toupee'd customer, the disparity of voice and adornment calling into question the beast's gender. "AND MANGA" yells the man-lady's back-quatto, the horrifying extra upper torso protruding from the hermaphrodite's back, malign intent dancing across his/her eyes.
Kobayashi is speechless at the spectacle unfolding before him.
"AND GAYBMLABNGN" an infernal scarecrow man drunkenly spews forth, every diabolical syllable dripping from his tongue an affront to sanity and dignity. "Or DDR," says a man quite plainly.
"Finally, a respite from this madness," Kobayashi thought as he heaved a breathless sigh of relief. But what he had seen so far could never prepare him for what came next.
"SMILE D.K." squealed the man's bloated pig-wife, her unduous bulk barely managing to stay balanced atop her chair. As these things happened, a realiziation dawned on poor, poor Kobayashi. "These people, these DEMONS, have taken all I know and love and made it wrong, corrupted it. I can not, no, I will not sit idly by as these creatures from beyond the veil wreack havoc in my shop!"
"HEYYYYYY!" Kobayashi growls, brandishing his knife like a modern day warrior. "SAKURA-CON GIKI MAAAAAA" he bellows, the traditional war-cry of his family.

hmmmm i cant add the other one, ill show you when you visit

click my button!

Wed, 15 Apr 2009 08:16:40 GMT

i kno you want to...don't you want free health care?
how about the legalization of that good ol green stuff?
hmmmm, free gym memberships???
O.O
just click it already an read it for yourself :p

whats all this then?

Tue, 04 Nov 2008 00:47:10 GMT

ah! yes
i almost forgot i had one of these things XP
hmmmmm so i wonder what i last talked about...too lazy to look
but! currently i just finished cleaning
thats right! you heard correctly, CLEAN!!!!
WHY?!?
because thats how bored i was plus im so broke that i was coin huntings in my room so ill have money for the rest of the week XD
...i'm totally serious about it too, i need a fucking job so bad
ashton fucking pay me back already!!!
i can't afford to show up at your door with henchmen, bah!

wooooooooooooooo found my weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeedddddddddddddddddddddd
BOOYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

*ahem*
sorry lost it a month ago, will make use of it after im done posting an such

ummmm i have a phone again!
same number
call me so i have yours
we'll catch up, perhaps encounter adventure!!!!
hmmmmmm
my love...it calls to me...i, have to go now

AM I DOIN IT RIGHT???

Sun, 28 Sep 2008 09:37:26 GMT

1. IF SOMEONE SAYS "IS THIS OKAY?" YOU SAY?
one world~anthrax {this totally sounds epic an forboding}

2. HOW WOULD YOU DESCRIBE YOURSELF?
make love in the club~usher ft, young jeezy {kinky =p}

3. WHAT DO YOU LIKE IN A GUY/GIRL?
nothing you begin~world/inferno friendship society {...what???}

4. HOW DO YOU FEEL TODAY?
suffer in silence~apotgyma berzerk {this is a lie, i dont believe suffering was involved}

5. WHAT IS YOUR LIFE'S PURPOSE?
perhaps, perhaps, perhaps~cake {this is so true}

6. WHAT IS YOUR MOTTO?
unchained melody~mythos an dj cosmos {perfect}

7. WHAT DO YOUR FRIENDS THINK OF YOU?
trance on ecstasy {thats kinda right}

8. WHAT DO YOUR PARENTS THINK OF YOU?
piece of my heart~janis joplin {fits}

9. WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT OFTEN?
honestly~cartel {well that would make sense, no point in lyin to yourself if u already kno}

10. WHAT IS 2 + 2?
cage fight~angerfist {against that crazy bitCh LOL}

11. WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR BEST FRIEND?
double dare~bauhaus

12. WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THE PERSON YOU LIKE?
here comes your man~pixies {omg thats...perfect!}

13. WHAT IS YOUR LIFE STORY?
closure~chevelle

14. WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE WHEN YOU GROW UP?
just a girl~no doubt

15. WHAT DO YOU THINK WHEN YOU SEE THE PERSON YOU LIKE?
spoiled~sebadoh

16. WHAT WILL YOU DANCE TO AT YOUR WEDDING?
post script~finch

17. WHAT WILL THEY PLAY AT YOUR FUNERAL?
assassin~muse

18. WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR FRIENDS?
500 channels~choking victim

19. WHAT IS YOUR SECRET VICE?
different people~no doubt

20. WHAT DOES THIS MEME MEAN TO YOU?
karma police~radiohead

24 on the 24th

Fri, 26 Sep 2008 18:12:35 GMT

gale said that when you turn the same age as the day you're born its extra special
well, she did not lie
i had a fantastically faboulously AMAZING day!!!!!!!
for those whom i didnt celebrate with, lets make a raincheck/date/whatever its called
i see no reason to halt festivities, i demand more partying!!!
besides the codine syrup grogged up my head an took half my memories away
aint no bronchitis gonna stop me from enjoying my birth anniversary, dammit!

ummmmmmmmm
ah yes so right now my aura is yellow an pink and it sparkles an crackle an does the whole sun flare thing
cool huh?
kitty told me
she also read my angel cards
shes an AWESOME person!!!!!!!!!!!

i am soooooooooo satisfied with my life right now, its crazy!
i just need to fix the whole being tied down, although its more of a technicality now, than anything
what made me think that a relationship was the thing that would make me happy???
how could i be blinded to the fact that in reality its my friends who are the ones that will be there for me in tough times ready to cheer me up with laughter an a blunt =p
i <3 you guys!!!!!!!!!!!!!
all of you, even the ones who won't read this

it is the most amazing feeling to love with out worrying if others return the feeling
im not 100% there, but i'd say its like at 97%

thank you for putting up with my crazy mental shifts =p

soooooooooo im the luckiest motherfucker alive!!!!

Fri, 19 Sep 2008 04:59:44 GMT

first this!

o1. Grab the nearest book.
o2. Open the book to page twenty-three.
o3. Find the fifth sentence.
o4. Post the text of the next five sentences in your journal along with these instructions:
--Don't dig for your favorite book, the cool book, or the intellectual one: pick the CLOSEST.

it seems to have caught the hem of the human's cloak, to be rubbing the unstable fabric between its fingers.
with its free hand it points to a laughing woman hiding behind a tree.
"who is that?"
"his first true love."
"how sweet."

an now to my life
very very busy
with all the partyin an what have you =p
works a bitch, if im late even 1 more time, i'm fired
after all the bad luck ive had with guys, its finally turning around
my ex timmy called me earlier
i've been missing this kid like crazy
it was my fault we split, he had caught me at a bad time, ya see, i wasnt ready to be in a relationship as i had just gotten out of one a week earlier
so after i freaked out an made a HUGE mistake, we didnt talk for months
til he called that is
how often does one get the chance to fix a mistake?
im gonna go visit him tomorrow before i got to the party
im fuckin excited!!!!

well its finally happened

Sat, 30 Aug 2008 02:11:59 GMT

my sanity is quickly leaving me
i get confused way more than i should
or i think reality is shifting back and forth, or changing constantly and im the only one that seems to remember...who the fuck is messing things up when they go back in time?!?!?
...hmmmm if im the only one that seems to remember, then it is most probably me...go back further and cockblock me from the stupid idiots that caused me so much drama!!!
yeah!!!

kitten!

Fri, 11 Jul 2008 19:02:03 GMT

so yesterday we saved a kitten!!!
michelle found it (gender is unknown) an called julia cause it was abandoned
we went to go collect it cause im like ok sean will kno what to do cause he loves animals plus works at a pet store
an then he took us to the vet cause the boss dude was like kitty's got an infection
our poor kitty had its lil eyes crusted over an he was so tiny!
i wrapped her in drew's sweater...i don't think u'll be getting that back as smithwicks had fleas an i told the vet to keep him in there
he's only got a 20% survival rate cause he got feline distemper
i hope i didnt catch it as i am part cat XD
anyways, she's gonna be in the hospital for the next 3 weeks an then
i think we'll end up takin turns caring for the lil dude
i'm already attached...i cried when i saw him, he's so lil...i only have feelings when it comes to animals an robots so shut up with ur omg ur a girl comments =p

this guy is totally awesome!!!

Fri, 13 Jun 2008 04:53:35 GMT

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ivan_T._Sanderson

totally was a pioneer in the way he studied animals in the field
an get this
he basically came up with the word cryptozoology
an founded a society in nj
so cooooooooooooool

i got a copy of his first book animal treasure
its about his first expedition in africa an i just started to read it
...thats right, i read, there is more to me than just partying all the time!!!
i think its a first edition cause its from 1937 an its all hardcover an stuff an i only paid 2 bucks for it =p
dude the things fuckin more than twice my age an must be like one of the oldest things in my house
its even older than mine parents XD

party!!!

Sun, 25 May 2008 22:05:41 GMT

at jenines house
at like 9
call if u want directions
obviously u r invited, if u can see this
it will be very very entertaining for me when people i don't kno show up
yayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

so i'm in the middle of watching girl, interrupted...

Sun, 18 May 2008 17:42:10 GMT

i hafta wait for it to load some more so i decided to take this quiz
is this the chick that everybody says im like?

Which Girl Interrupted character are you?

Lisa Rowe

You are a sociopath, and take delight in that fact. You are a lifer at Claymore - someone that will most likely never be rehabilitated. You have a strange charisma that draws people in though, and you use it to your advantage. More than anything, you just want to be alive.

Click Here to Take This Quiz
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soooooo

Thu, 08 May 2008 07:18:49 GMT

i went to cancun a couple weeks back with my bff jenine
it. was. awesome!!!
we met so many people from around the world
i got so many stories to tell but its somethin i'd rather talk about in person so i can be all animated about them =p

what else i do?
broke up with timmy
i couldn't deal with the controlling, needy, possessive crap
"call me every day at least 3 times at 1215 4 15 an 630 an 930 (my bad so it was 4)"
in cancun, he expected me to continue doin this even tho i told him i can't afford to talk to him because my calls would be roamin an i was only suppose to talk in an emergency, so what does he do
leaves me like a million messages an pages me, i got mad told him not to call me while i was there an that i would try an call at one point with a phone card but i honestly shouldn't of, it was a waste of money cause i already knew i was gonna break up with him
this kid wasted so many of my minutes, i hope i didnt go over this month...
dont get me wrong, the kids cool an all, as a friend, but prolly not the best idea to get involved with someone like that, i wont go into why, but i think i made the smart choice in tha end

also i dunno, maybe i'm insensitive or whatever the right word is, but if i've only been datin you for a week...no less than that, but been talkin to you for a lil under 2 weeks, who the fuck are you to tell me not to do anything crazy in cancun, or to hook up with people i happen to meet or not to get drunk, fuck it was all inclusive! you actually expect me not to take advantage of that when everybody else was already trashed by 10am??? ~not me btw as i was not awake til then =p~ but fuck, to be told what i can or cant do by someone who's younger than me an hardly knows anything about me??? also i think he may have just been a rebound, i warned him tho, but guys always wanna have their fuckin way...dumbasses

me?
i make a bad significant other
i like my freedom too much, hate bein told what to do, an honestly when i do give a crap an put the other person first, it kinda gets thrown in my face
i do love bein in a relationship tho, maybe its the security...
i think i'm happiest when datin different guys or bein in an open relationship
cause then i have my options open but still have someone there
but then again thats what friends are for, right!?
im such a guy =p

anything else...ah yes
oliver capone, i fuckin love you!
fuckin ass, i don't care who knows but why the fuck can't i get over you?
man i miss you
i wanna see you so bad no matter how awkward it'll be, which it will =p

i miss a lot of people
you are most likely included in that list

this was the main song of our trip, we alllllllll sang an danced to it the whole time =p

what the fuck

Mon, 10 Mar 2008 02:23:54 GMT

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20080309/ap_on_re_us/pharmawater_i

one the places they found this to be done is in norther new jersey
this shit is soooooooo fucked up!

answer my questoins!

Mon, 24 Sep 2007 02:22:23 GMT

1. Do you have a tattoo?
2. How old are you?
3. Are you single or taken?
4. Eat with your hands or utensils?
5. Do you dream at night?
6. Ever seen a corpse?
7. George Strait or Jay Z?
8. How did we meet?
9. What's your philosophy on life and death?
10. If you could do anything with me, and have no one know, what would it be?
11. Do you trust the police?
12. Do you like Country music?
13. What is your fondest memory of me?
14. If you could change anything about yourself what would it be?
15. Would you cheat?
16. What do you wear to sleep?
17. Have you ever peed in a pool?
18. Would you hide evidence for me if I asked you to?
19. If I only had one day to live, what would we do together?
20. Which do you prefer - short or long hair?
21. Do you sing in the shower?
22. What's your favorite color?
23. If you could bring back anyone that has passed, who would it be?
24. Tell me one interesting/odd fact about you?
25. What was your first impression of me?
26. Have you ever done drugs?
27. Will you post this so I can fill it out for you?

i hit a dip

Wed, 19 Sep 2007 05:12:14 GMT

i got a fucking ulcer in my eye
what the fuck?!?!
who gets that???
apparently i was the second person to go in to the eye doctors with that problem, mind you this was like at 1030
weird
or, perhaps an oncoming plague!!!

i want my drugs back
i was happier with them
only on weekends...focus on school...bah!

many people irritate me
i slapped laura the other day
she asked for it, literally as well as the other way
maybe i'm just pmsing...

too many bad thoughts
i want my summer back
...smokin a lil wont hurt...right?
right!

Tue, 11 Sep 2007 16:41:53 GMT

fuck
i can be really stupid
hopefully it won't get any worse
...i wonder if this is some sort of sign

things can't possibly get any better ^_^

Thu, 06 Sep 2007 13:17:11 GMT

but they will

he's comin up today
an he's bringin me presentssssssssssssss
*squeal*

anywho
i'm doin a bunch of stuff this semester that i said i'd never do
i decided to get in touch with my culture
so i'm takin spanish (what! i kno)
and i'm interested in a spanish guy (scandelous!)

if you have no idea why either of those 2 things are a big deal, then don't worry about it

i should also be gettin my permit this month
i got a bunch of people that said they'd take me to take it
so why not =p

ahhhhhhhhhhhhh
i'm gonna go take a shower an do all that stuff now

NEW AND FINAL SCHEDULE! woooooooooooooo

Mon, 03 Sep 2007 18:08:02 GMT

monday
05:30 pm-06:45 pm spanish HWING 239
10-2am work

tuesday
02:00 pm-03:15 pm bio base human behavior RAUB 212
07:00 pm-09:40 pm native north americans SCI 523
10-2am work

wednesday
05:30 pm-06:45 pm spanish HWING 239
8-2am work

thursday
02:00 pm-03:15 pm bio base human behavior RAUB 212
06:00 pm-08:40 pm archaeology RAUB 212
10-12am work

sunday
8-12am work

Fri, 10 Aug 2007 19:06:52 GMT

monday
03:30 pm-04:45 pm italian SCI 514

tuesday
11:00 am-12:15 pm shamans witches & magic SCI 514
02:00 pm-03:15 pm bio base human behavior RAUB 212
07:00 pm-09:40 pm native north americans SCI 523

wednesday
03:30 pm-04:45 pm italian SCI 514

thursday
11:00 am-12:15 pm shamans witches & magic SCI 514
02:00 pm-03:15 pm bio base human behavior RAUB 212
06:00 pm-08:40 pm archaeology RAUB 212

i am one lucky bitch

Thu, 26 Jul 2007 23:28:32 GMT

i get to go to cali
to see a movie premiere in LA
for free!!!

ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
its amazing!!!

so i'm draggin michelle with me cause i wouldn't have won with out her

what movie you ask?
...you didn't?
doesn't matter cause i'll tell you anyways
stardust oh yeah
thats right
link -> http://www.stardustmovie.com/

..ok i'm done gloating
sorry
had to get it out of my system or i would of sploded =p

i'm gonna go drunk i think...mwahahahahahahaha

Wed, 11 Jul 2007 07:33:51 GMT

rules of attraction is an amazing movie
it reminds me of donnie darko an some other movie that slips my mind at the moment
so...any good movie recommendations?

I NEED PICTURES!!!

Tue, 26 Jun 2007 17:53:14 GMT

someone remind me to take a million pictures next time i go out
i bring that fucking camera with me and always forget
or how bout if you gots one, you take a gajillion pictures so i can remember my summer

i don't think i've had my pic taken since before memorial day

8

Sat, 23 Jun 2007 01:41:08 GMT

k so now we're tied
this is awesome to me
dunno why but it is

...i should make it a point not to break this anytime soon

Fri, 22 Jun 2007 18:51:03 GMT

i just saw a pic of me with long hair and i miss it
i was gonna write something else but it's slipped my mind

thanks jess for the new icon!!!

isn't karma awesome?

Wed, 20 Jun 2007 03:26:07 GMT

yes, yes it is

while some of you may disagree because you are having a crap time and everything seems to be going wrong, just remember that you deserve it, and my life right now is a dream

oh and while i'm sober and coherent

all of you negative people
STAY THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME!

i like being happy
if life were a drug, you'd be a fucking buzzkill
stop it
no one wants to miserable with you

oh and the bunch of you that keeps lecturing me about my life
1. i'm aware that you lack one, but that's no excuse to annoy me about mine, so piss off, wait...not yet
2. jess says what up dawg?! where you at?! *chirp chirp*

ok now you can piss off